Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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