Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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