Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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