is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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