My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Just high enough for therapy.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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