I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Randomize
