So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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