He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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