i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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