I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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