so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
My boob is missing a layer of skin
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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