I think I just saw someone hide a body.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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