I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
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