Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
