i think i have herpe
just one?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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