On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
tell me about the fingering
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