New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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