North Korea, Best Korea!
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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