You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
The uberlube is also flammable
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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