im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Boobs speak an international language.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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