More tranny stories later!
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
try to milk me bitch
I'm really busy with my period
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