Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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