Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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