So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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