so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
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