This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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