they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Randomize
