So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
