Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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