White coat. Heels.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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