toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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