I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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