We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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