that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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