You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Im part way to drunk.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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