Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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