we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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