Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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