What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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