you guys were way drunker than both of me
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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