I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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