This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I'm at about main and main street
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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