I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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