He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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