No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
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