You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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