I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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