the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I want her autograph on my taint
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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