Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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