So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
sex in a hospital.. check
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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